I bought Facial Flex about 5 months ago after seeing an incredibly entertaining commercial; I just knew I had to have it! I have always had such an enormously fat face and neck that my mother kicked me out as soon as I was 18, and I have lived alone with no friends for 30 years since then, my only company being awkwardly friendly conversations with coworkers at my candle making job. After beginning to use the product, I began seeing results within a week, and aside from feeling fabulous, the new strength saved my life! In a horrible mishap, an explosion destroyed the candle factory while I was at work. Though I was lucky enough to survive the catastrophic blow, I was surrounded by blazing fire and my arms and legs were melted by the hot wax that rained down on me. Thanks to the wonderful Facial Flex, I was able to drag myself out of the building with just my amazingly muscular chin. As soon I was out, I yelled for help to save my trapped fellow candle makers. A very handsome fireman guy came, and though all my limbs were fried, he still complimented me on my astonishingly defined collarbones. We soon got married and I even got to use my chin to scoot myself down the aisle. Thanks to Facial Flex’s empowerment, I have not only a razor sharp jawline, but also my life!
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1/13/2015 03:40:24 am
Nice, I never thought of being able to rag myself through a burning building with my extremely muscular face. Really funny and original, nice job!
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TheManWith1000Chins (Jonathan Carlson)
1/13/2015 03:41:56 am
I like the ending of your story, and how you pulled yourself out of the fire, and down the aisle with just your chin. I am so inspired by this review that I think I will buy the Facial Flex. I can't wait to buy it!
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Rylee B.
1/15/2015 11:28:31 am
This was really funny. I loved how you ended up getting married just from your cheekbones, and how you used that to walk down the aisle. Really good.
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